The Rest Of My Life...

...Begins Tomorrow.

I Also Realized...

..."The Jersey Shore" Is A Real Life "The Flintstones". Yabba Dabba Doo.

After Watching The VMAs...

...I Have Come To The Conclusion My Clothing Doesn't Have Enough LED lights.

Accomplish Little...

...Seize The Sofa.

Summer Vacation...

...Is My Bitch Lover.

Karma...

...Works.

Five Oh Too

Whoa. 502 posts! I didn't even notice until I was at 502. 499, 500, and 501 just blew past me. ZachMorrisism has slowed in production as of late and as the summer approaches it will come to a complete halt. With very few attempts at contact as I re-enter nature. Over the next 10 days I hope to post some summer-related topics and regular ZachMorrisism-worthy content. Enjoy your summer months and I'll see you all back at Bayside in the fall.

To Do List:

- Make a "To Do List".

Eating Under Bridges...

...À la Troll.

Woke Up...

...Close Enough To Late.

My Password...

...Is Not Password. My Codename Is Password.

It's Thursday...

...Already.

Wake Up!

The Berlin Wall...

...Is Nothing Compared To The Bureaucratic Wall I Am Faced With. Dead Ends Beget More Dead Ends.

Let's All...

Learn Morse Code!

Lazy...

...Daze.

Death Of G!

A friend passed along this news to me last night at the bar. It hadn't really sunk in until I read this;

"To our valued customers and vendors,

It’s been our great pleasure to bring you some of the most exciting products and events the sneaker market has had to offer over the last 10 years of business. Over time we’ve seen many faces pass through our doors, and made great friends along the way. We broke ground for Canada’s retail landscape, and paved the way for those that followed. Yet, nothing lasts forever and it has come time to close.

We’ve seen our market change significantly over the last few years. And, as it has changed direction, so too have we. Thus the decision to close Goodfoot and shift our focus onto new opportunities has been made. There are many exciting projects to come in our future, and we hope that everyone who supported us at Goodfoot will continue to support us in the growth and evolution of our exciting endeavors to come.

We’d like to officially take this time to thank you for supporting Goodfoot. We’ll always remember the relationships that were built, and the unbelievable energy and loyalty our customers brought to this unique shop.

Thank you,

The Goodfoot Team

PLEASE CONTINUE TO SUPPORT YOUR INDEPENDENTS!"

Please give me time to mourn.

cha ching?

Update: I may be adding advertising to the site. If I can figure out the complicated instructions. And if it doesn't fuck with my aesthetic.

I'm Not Racist...

...I Have Black Friend.

There Are...

...So Many Pointless Pictures Floating Around The Internet. Much Appreciation To A Generation Of Camera Whores With Puckered Lips.