Kavinsky - Testarossa Autodrive (Video)

Love the aesthetic that is Kavinsky. I wish I had an animated counterpart.

Sam Sparro - Pocket (Video)

"If you don't know that by now then I feel quite sorry for you. I'm sorry for you."

Stacey Carosi - Playoff Predictions

As I did last year, I will be writing summer-inspired posts under the title "Stacey Carosi". Daughter of Mr. Leon Carosi, the owner of the Malibu Sands beach resort where the Bayside Bunch were employed that wacky summer of 1991.

As the first and least important round of playoff basketball comes to a close I think it's the appropriate time to make my predictions. A little late, yes. Correct, maybe. Informed, kinda. I'll start today with the Eastern Conference.

The big match-up of Boston and Cleveland in the second round allows Orlando to continue it's smooth ride through the playoffs. The Magic will most likely be playing the Atlanta Hawks who they dominated this season. Orlando was 3-0 in the season series, holding them to 76 points in their first meeting in November. I see Dwight, Carter & Co. crushing them in this series. As for the Cavs-Celts matchup, I think the Cavs might have this one in the bag. Lebron is on a tear right now and has his sight set on the Finals. Sorry Dwight! If you meet the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals I see Lebron on the winning side of it.

Wocka Wocka Wocka Not Waka Flocka Flame

Uh-oh! Watch out Gucci Man! New artist Waka Flocka Flame, don't ask me I'm just as stooped, is coming after your Bart Simpson chain. Waka's chain is modeled in the image of Fozzy Bear of Muppets fame and adorned with green to "match with the yellow watch, green and shit." Hip-hop is nowhere near to being dead but rappers like Waka have kicked it squarely in the groin.

VIA Nah Right?

Karma...

...Works.

Nerd Gate!

The whole concept of "a balanced breakfast" was thrown out the window with this one. This cereal based on a candy paved the way for Resse's Peanut Butter Puffs and Snickers Oat Crunch. Okay, I make the second one myself but Nerds Cereal still paved the way for it.

Eric B. & Rakim - I Ain't No Joke (Video)

My academic-year officially came to an end today. As I sit here looking at my marks, I feel I must quote Eric B & Rakim and proclaim "I Ain't No Joke"! Pardon my grammar.

Five Oh Too

Whoa. 502 posts! I didn't even notice until I was at 502. 499, 500, and 501 just blew past me. ZachMorrisism has slowed in production as of late and as the summer approaches it will come to a complete halt. With very few attempts at contact as I re-enter nature. Over the next 10 days I hope to post some summer-related topics and regular ZachMorrisism-worthy content. Enjoy your summer months and I'll see you all back at Bayside in the fall.

Jack Peñate - Pull My Heart Away (Video)

This video is either shot in "that place" from Indiana Jones or "that planet" from Star Wars. Can't make up my mind.

Someone Get Me A Glass Of Milk And A Cup Of Tea

The "Oreo Scone" makes me want to cry, and eat, and sleep, and brush, and floss, and repeat.

VIA This Is Why You're Fat

Boat Shoe Era

Talk about a major shift. Boat shoes, moccasins, and other low cut formal footwear have turned the sneaker game on it's head. This fact was acctually declared in Flight Club NY, a sneakerhead mecca, during an episode of "How To Make It In America". "Everyone's wearing these now" a cashier explains while pointing at his boat shoes. Ransom, spawn of the now defunt Goodfoot, has stepped into line with the latest offering from their Adidas collaboration. If I see kids stomping around in the moccasins with L.A. Gear-style flashing lights, I'll know it's gone too far.

VIA Ransom Holding Co.

My Sister's Boyfriend...

...Struck Gold.

Movie trailer gold! Why has this gone unheard and unseen for so long? Matthew McConaughey is cool, but not "the only non-midget in the family" cool. Sorry, "the only non-dwarf in the family" cool. And Gary Oldman in "The Role of A Lifetime?"

VIA Nat and Evan

"Dick Riding For The Future"

Clooney can bust a move! This newest and final season of "The Boondocks" provided me with content to break my slump. Did somebody say blog-post avalanche?

VIA Nah Right?

To Do List:

- Make a "To Do List".